A.) I am coveting Craig's new cell phone--it has an alphabetic key pad. That is a feature I need, not him! The man had never sent a text message in all the 6 years he had his previous phone; received them, but never sent them.
B.) Al is dying to have a cell phone. It gets mentioned at least once a day. As we passed by them in Meijer's a couple days ago, he felt it necessary to point them out yet again, as if I had somehow forgotten the first 472 requests. His exact words were, "Don't we look good together?"
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