The other night I was in the living room and I hear water start running in the master bath. I know Craig is in his office in the basement. It's 11:10pm, so my thought is Princess is making her usual potty run. A few minutes later I hear the water turn on again. What IS she doing up there? I quietly sneak up the stairs to find this:
He struck a pose and said "Cheeeeeese!", not knowing that once the pic was taken his mommy would go 28 shades of Joan Crawford on his little self.
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
9 hours ago