Al: The blood center came to school today. Did you come donate? Me: No. I'm not eligible. Al: Why not? Me: I lived in Europe during the thingy...the..umm Al (cutting me off): The Black Plague? Me: WHAT!? That was forever ago! Al: Well, you are old. Me: Dude, I am not that old! Be careful, I watch NCIS. I could poison you. Al: Yeah, with the Black Plague.