Princess & Gman were to be eating their chicken nuggets on the way to a birthday party this evening. We were at a red light, about 3-4 cars back. I turned around to discuss the "no dinner, no cake" rule with Gman. Suddenly, Princess says, "Moooooooommmmmmmmmm, they're gonna honk at you."
I look to the front to see that, yes the light has changed, but it was so recent that even the first car hadn't moved yet. I almost never honk at cars in front of me for taking too long to go, even when I can see that the driver isn't watching the light. So, how did she learn this?
PS--We've said for quite some time that she's probably the one we'll live with when we're really old.
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
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