"Candy-coated breakfast meats"
The quotation marks are to give credit to the author, because I just couldn't (wouldn't?) come up with that on my own. The caption under a picture in today's Lexington Herald-Leader reads "Fairs take a back seat to no one in creating food products that horrify cardiologists..." OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH are they not kidding! Today's required reading is not for those faint of stomach or those with a 3-digit cholesterol level.