For those of you who don't know....I used to teach math before becoming a Stay @ Home Mom. I've developed an equation for a phenomenon that all mom's are familiar with:
CCT = 1,000,000 x CDT
where CCT= "Child's Cleaning Time" and CDT= "Child's Destruction Time"
But no one has ever cracked the code as to WHY does this phenomenon exist.
I'VE DONE IT!!!!! I now know WHY it takes the child sooooo much longer to clean up than it did to destroy: When you ask said child to pick up their toys, as soon as you look away, they do it using chopsticks!
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Amazing! So darn funny! Aunt Rae
hahahaha! you have uncovered one of life's mysteries!
This is great! I will have to remember to keep the chopsticks away from our kids. Wait they may be good at using chopsticks being 1/2 Japanesse!!
If you took the chopsticks away would they use a spoon?
RO! This is so funny! (And who knew you taught math? I certainly didn't)
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