11/29/2008

Mathematically speaking

For those of you who don't know....I used to teach math before becoming a Stay @ Home Mom. I've developed an equation for a phenomenon that all mom's are familiar with:

CCT = 1,000,000 x CDT

where CCT= "Child's Cleaning Time" and CDT= "Child's Destruction Time"
But no one has ever cracked the code as to WHY does this phenomenon exist.
I'VE DONE IT!!!!! I now know WHY it takes the child sooooo much longer to clean up than it did to destroy: When you ask said child to pick up their toys, as soon as you look away, they do it using chopsticks!












6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amazing! So darn funny! Aunt Rae

Agent DragonFly said...

HA HA HA HA!!! That's funny

Queen B said...

hahahaha! you have uncovered one of life's mysteries!

KFuj said...

This is great! I will have to remember to keep the chopsticks away from our kids. Wait they may be good at using chopsticks being 1/2 Japanesse!!

Diane said...

If you took the chopsticks away would they use a spoon?

Kim Thomas said...

RO! This is so funny! (And who knew you taught math? I certainly didn't)