Princess walked up to me a few weeks ago wearing this get-up (that's a sun visor worn upside down) and said, "I'm a nurse lollipopper!" I assume she meant candystriper.
I asked Al yesterday if he had any thoughts yet as to what he wanted to do when he was grown up. His answer was "No. But I know I want a job that I can afford a Lamborghini."
From flattered to offended to confused in under 5 seconds.
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