This "Say Huh?" is just TOOOO BIG to stick over in the side bar:
As I sit down in Gman's room to read him a bedtime story, I notice that several of the race car wall decals are missing from his wall.
Me (in stern mother voice): Gman, where are all of your race car stickers?
G: What? (looks at the wall and starts SOBBING his head off)
G (yelling/crying): Where's all my race cars?!
Note to self....he clearly had nothing to do with it.
Princess walks in.
G ( still yelling/crying): What you do to my stickers?
Princess (very matter-of-factly): I hate yellow. I threw away all the ones that had yellow on them.
WHAT ON EARTH WOULD POSSESS HER TO DO THAT!?!?!?
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
9 hours ago