The pitfalls of fast-forwarding thru the commercials.
The Smart Mop
Set-up: Spilled soda on the floor, use the Smart Mop to clean it up
Announcer says: .....and in these tough times, wring it back into the glass and its ready to drink! Call now!!
Craig's comment: If that's your philosophy, why not use a straw to drink it straight off the floor?
My Christmas Tea Cart
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