As we're listening to the DJ on the radio spout out trivial factoids:
Al: "Hey, I learned something yesterday! "
Mom (bites tongue)
Al: Did you know that 80% of the lipstick women put on gets digested?
Me: No way, cant be that much.
Al: Yup. Why do women wear lipstick anyway?
Me: To make our lips pretty colors.
Al: Do y'all want your intestines to be pretty colors, too?
We’re not going anywhere.
5 days ago
8 comments:
LMAO...this is why I almost exclusively stick with chapstick!
That's a good one! Sounds just like something a boy would say! *LOL*
Nice :)
hilarious! I do enjoy having pretty intestines :) I bet 90% of mine is digested, and then I revert to the chapstick solution.
That belongs in the :why do you know that category.
Kids say the darndest things.... And he is wise beyond his years... Why do we wear lipstick?
This is such a guy thing to say... love it!
I have seen pictures of my intestines and they arent the color of my lipstick.
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