1/16/2009

Lipstick

As we're listening to the DJ on the radio spout out trivial factoids:

Al: "Hey, I learned something yesterday! "
Mom (bites tongue)
Al: Did you know that 80% of the lipstick women put on gets digested?
Me: No way, cant be that much.
Al: Yup. Why do women wear lipstick anyway?
Me: To make our lips pretty colors.
Al: Do y'all want your intestines to be pretty colors, too?

9 comments:

Jenn Ann said...

LMAO...this is why I almost exclusively stick with chapstick!

Linda said...

That's a good one! Sounds just like something a boy would say! *LOL*

Agent DragonFly said...

I LOVE how children's minds think

Jane: a female given name of English origin said...

Nice :)

Queen B said...

hilarious! I do enjoy having pretty intestines :) I bet 90% of mine is digested, and then I revert to the chapstick solution.

Ruthie Girl said...

That belongs in the :why do you know that category.

Andrea said...

Kids say the darndest things.... And he is wise beyond his years... Why do we wear lipstick?

Andrea said...

This is such a guy thing to say... love it!

Kim Thomas said...

I have seen pictures of my intestines and they arent the color of my lipstick.