I just randomly decided to go to the car wash this morning. Normally, I would be slightly peeved to have it rain on my car just 3 hours later. But the divine intervention that sent me there, so that I would see the Today Show's expert guest while waiting for my van, it has filled me with a warm fuzzy feeling that cannot blemish my attitude like the rain has blemished my van. His advice will be the simplest financial plan to follow, literally everyone can do it! I feel I am depriving you of the seriousness of the discussion since I cannot quote the guest verbatim, but I am pretty close: In today's economy it is important to invest in a good wine glass to maximize your wine experience.
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
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