I love all the T-shirts with funny things on them. Although I generally don't wear them myself, I love dressing the kids in them. I get a giggle knowing that the little ones don't even know/understand what they're wearing!
My fave of Al's is "I do all my own stunts." He has a few that are too lengthy for here.
"It's my brother's fault"
"Princess--If the shoe fits"
"I still live with my parents" (my fave)
Gman has the most extensive collection:
"I'm with the Band"
"My sister did it"
"I'm DEFINITELY up to something"
and my favorite:
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
9 hours ago