Mark your calendar, it's already begun. The 4 yr old Princess informed me today at 12:45pm:
"Mom, you never let me have any fun."
And what sent her life down such a tragic road? I didn't retrieve the coloring book from the van in a timely manner.
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
9 hours ago