The class newsletter on Monday said:
Our class will be participating in our school’s can drive. Please bring any aluminum cans you have at home to school.
The note in the backpack on Tuesday said:
Clarification: The aluminum cans that we need for our can drive need to have food in them!!
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
9 hours ago