Yelled up the stairs (to a family member who shall remain nameless) at 8:04pm:
Hey ___, it's time to get in the shower.
At 8:05pm I hear from 2nd floor:
Did you want me to take a shower?
(Sorry, I've not been around this past week. Life sucks royally right now.)
From flattered to offended to confused in under 5 seconds.
43 minutes ago