Yesterday, we were driving in the pouring rain. Princess asked if I would turn up the music so she could hear the "Hannah Tana" songs better. A few minutes later, it stopped raining.
Princess (In high-pitch, 4yr old shrill voice): "Mom!! The rain clouds stopped raining so they could hear the Hannah Tana songs! Rain clouds like Hannah Tana, too! We should listen to Hannah Tana every time its raining so they will stop raining to listen to her. The birds, planes and cows like her too."
From flattered to offended to confused in under 5 seconds.
40 minutes ago