We were getting in the van the other day and the convo goes as such:
Al: Hey, Mom, look! Its a grand karaoke!
Me: A what? Dude, what are you talking about?
Al: That car next to us. It's a karaoke.
This is what he points to:
Me: (try not to fall out of the van laughing)
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
9 hours ago