3/09/2009

Motherly Advice

Gman exits living room.
(fake crying) BOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gman starts up the stairs.
(fake crying) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gman enters parents room.
"Mommy!! Princess kicked me!! WHAAAA!"

Mom: "You need to figure out how long her legs are so you can stay farther away"
Gman (stares blankly, looks at Daddy)
Dad: "Sit in the chair so you aren't in the way when its her turn on the Wii."

Mom (figuring that wasn't the real reason for the kick):
"Maybe you should run away faster"

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

How old do you think he will be before he figures you out!!! Mom

Agent DragonFly said...

TOO FUNNY, as usual!!

Anonymous said...

Great parenting skills ! Let them figure it out them selves! Love ya, Aunt Rae

Kim Thomas said...

I bought an SUV with seats separated by a large console just to avoid the "SYDNEY TOUCHED ME"

Bianka said...

Kim.. it doesn't matter.. you'll get "MOM SYDNEY'S LOOKING AT ME!!"

Jane: a female given name of English origin said...

Ahhhh, just tell them to shake it off :)

Andrea said...

I think you should write a parenting book... awesome!

KFuj said...

My sister has a son who plays rough, so he is always getting hurt, he shakes it off, too!!

Andrea said...

This is great advice... I really LOVE the "figure out how long her legs are so you can avoid them!"

Queen B said...

hahahahahaha. this is great :)