Yay!!! It's Craig's Birthday!!! He's NOT thrilled about it.
Any birthday post I could have come up with would PALE in comparison to the one that came in the mail. Craig attended EKU for awhile, but eventually transferred out. Because he married an alum, he is in the Alumni Association's database anyways. (They've never sent me a birthday card and I have 2 degrees from them!!!)
We love you, Sweetie! Happy Birthday!!!!
From flattered to offended to confused in under 5 seconds.
44 minutes ago