Conversation while wiping off Princess's hands with a new antibacterial wipe that smelled really nice.
Me: Gee, this smells really good!
Princess: Let me smell.
Me, not wanting her to rub used wipe on her face, put her freshly wiped hand up to her nose and said: Just smell your hand.
Princess (with attitude): It just smells like hand!
I love this so hard.
4 hours ago