Portrayed by: Al, age 11.5
Super Powers: burns more energy in a day than most large cities; can sass the paint off walls; really can be incredibly funny; will tackle/drag down opponents twice his size in middle school 'JV' football games; and has thrown an amazing spiral since he was about 5 (his mom taught him!)
Likes: minced onions & SeasonAll poured on everything he eats; playing with little sis and bro; baseball cards; experimenting with household cleaner concoctions that I should probably call in the Hazmat team to clean up
Dislikes: listening to mother; 95% of all food; listening to mother; homework; did I mention listening to mother?
Tell me something good.
3 hours ago