It was only an 8 minute drive, during which I never said a word. But it was a marathon of non sequiturs from my children:
Rainbow Watchers. (reading from a car window sign)
Little boy blue, come blow your horn........
My hands! (nothing further for explanation, just discovered her hands)
Rockets are faster than cars.
Twinkle Twinkle little star...........
Hug a tree.
Dance class is straight. (not really...it was to the left)
350Z. That'll be my dream car.
Turn right. (as I'm turning left)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall..........
So! There's a sensor to tell the light to go on/off! (refering to the visor mirror)
Where's my coat?
My future's so bright, I wear a hat, cuz sunglasses aren't my thang.
Today is Wednesday.
This is what our everyday life is like. I swear to you, none of this was embellished. Every word really was said by the children, and there was more that I just couldn't remember.
In the year 2024, when Gman graduates high school, somewhere there's going to be a padded room waiting for me. I hope it has good music.
Murders and puppies and failed selfies.
14 hours ago