Al is the proud new owner of an iPod Touch. He has been working & saving up since July of last year.
Craig & I are the proud new owners of a 3-year warranty plan.
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
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