There are many ways to mark a season as officially started. For me, Spring has come when the following 3 things happen:
A. My Birthday.....CHECK Happy B'day to my fellow 4/7 celebrators: Sydney, Alice, Meg and 4 of my neighbors--yes there are 5 of us within a tenth of a mile with the same birthday.
B. I receive this in the mail.....CHECK
Yeah, Baby!! However, I was EXTREMELY upset to discover that we do not play LSU at home this year! I am HIGHLY. PUT. OUT. by this because that means I won't get to have a certain "Purple & Gold Fan/Funaholics" come visit me this fall! We don't even play them at all! Craig explained it had something stupid to do with conference stupid sizes, and stupid "only playing here every 4 years." Stupid SEC, messin' with MY visitor schedule!
C. Warm weather......WAS a check until today!
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
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