As I was leaving Sam's today I saw a license plate that said "Your smile is your personal sunshine." The brighter side for me is that I shall mock it. Can you feel the syrupy sweetness of that phrase oozing all over you? Actually, it reminded me of a phrase I used to use all the time: "Smile! It improves your face value."
On another note: Don't you just LOVE stores like Sam's? A 3 pound box of CheezIt's for $5.68!! That'll keep the kids in snack heaven for weeks!