Gman was being particularly adorable at the dinner table.
Sitting next to Princess, the conversation went like this:
Mom: Gman, could you *BE* any cuter?
Gman (pointing at sister): No. But she can.
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
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